Please pick only one post type!!

joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

homogendered:

its safari day at school so everyones dressing up as animals and then theres me

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meinownworld:

Poating another Birthday!England…Happy Birthday(^o^)/

bogleech:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

England's Birthdate ▷

hetaliaseason5subbed:

Canonly, England does not have a official Birthdate. Himaruya has not given him one, thus all birthdays given to him should be referred to as Fanon!

But, Apirl 23rd ( In England ) is called St George’s Day, and it’s basically England’s National Day. So assume this is England’s Birth date.

rnonarch:

its the baes baeday

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

I’ve turned into someone else (x)

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